Rockin out to "Mercy" by One Republic at the moment... they have been around for sometime but I recently discovered their awesomeness and cant get enough of their music...
I have wanted to share this story since I have come to Duren…before I "reveal" it, reader beware! This story contains flesh and mental laughter…
I have been a frequent fan of going into saunas since my first year playing volleyball in Denmark. For those who are unfamiliar with a sauna, simply put: its a room full of HOT air. And typically, Saunas have an oven with special rocks to pour water onto and make the room even hotter... here we go...
Early in the season before a practice, Hauke tells me that him and some other teammates are going to a sauna after practice and asked if I would like to go… I never pass on a sauna opportunity… However, I did not have a clean towel to go to the sauna after practice so Hauke gave me a towel to use…
Now I pause for a second to explain my idea of what a sauna is… Saunas are a place for men to gather to relax, get a good sweat, take a cold shower, and repeat as many times as they want. A room where the temperature can reach anywhere from 80-100 Celcius (175-212 degrees F). Germany on the other hand has a completely different way of making the sauna "experience" more personal…
I pick up my story where I left off… my roommate Hauke gave me a towel to use at the sauna…we realize once we get to the sauna that it is a hand towel. What a classic mix-up, no big deal- out team showers infront of eachother daily so I'm comfortable showering in front of strangers, no bigge... for the moment. We walk into the locker room… its mixed sex… men and women, showering as naked as you came into this world. If that wasn’t weird enough… children are roaming around while you are “free”.
Okay showering next to other men, women, children… its all part of the experience right?… It gets better… Exit the locker room and join a field of naked people in a resort of nakedness… Covering up with a robe or towel? Optional! No one seemed to care! A handful of different sauna rooms and an outdoor patio with men, women and children sweating and relaxing to their hearts desire…
This cant be real, but there is more… written on a wall is the "Auff Guss" schedule…
I had only heard of an "Auff-guss" and to experience one forced me to take a step back and truly laugh at my present situation… a man, working for this resort, was paid to enter the sauna with man, woman, and child, introduce himself to the room in German (I wish I knew what he said) and pour special types of water on the rocks with various scents: honey, ucaliptis, salt, lemon... and once those scents hit you, it clears your sinus like nothing you have ever imagined…then this "Auff-Guss-er" takes a towel and fans you and everyone else. Refreshing right? The heat is intensified when blown your way…for 10-15 minutes, he waves a towel around this small room forcing you to take in now ten to fifteen minutes of HOT air… If you move, it gets hotter, if you breathe hard, your lungs singe with heat, if you flex your knuckles or toes too hard, you begin to feel an even more intense heat… basically, a room like this forces to you relax to the point of “if you don’t relax, its gonna hurt more”…
Onward... after the 5 minute auff guss is up, everyone leave the sauna, this is where it gets friendly… my first German sauna experience was one that highlighted "salt"… after leaving the room, you are handed two handfuls of salt to rub over your entire body, face, butt… anywhere you can reach… cant reach your back? People are not shy to lend a helping hand and rub ya down with salt… hot people helping hot people!…you allow to salt to absorb into your skin for five minutes only to briefly shower your face and return into the sauna for another 10 minutes with the fanning and everything…
Remember that hand towel? I did my best to cover my "cash and prizes" but after seeing everyone free, I decided that I too can let it all hang out… I stopped caring about covering up because everyone around me did not care… I ditched that towel with a feeling of, “who cares!?”…
so after showering in cold water and feeling refreshed, it was time to relax and refuel with dinner… yep, me and three other teammates sat down to eat dinner on the patio, again, the hand-towel... I was ever-so-free... and eating- what a great picture, right?…initiation to the team? Id like to think not because we all shared a good laugh about it…
Imagine this with a naked guy...me...
after dinner, we had the option of going back into a sauna with another special scent- and the Auff Gusser man took large "venik" bush leaves and soaked them in water, soaked the rocks and then sprayed us with hot water… same amount of intensity but at least no strangers where rubbing salt on my backside this time… a little more comforting…
Am I a sheltered American? Or is Germany a bit to free? haha, you decide... making memories!